In the beginning, the God created the Universe. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.

The Offspring, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Beastie Boys

Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, 300, Full Metal Jacket, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

Invader Zim, Futurama, Simpsons, Pen & Teller Bullshit, Mithbusters, Pimp my Ride.

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them

If we are made of atoms, that were created on supernova explotions, we are part of the universe. Aren't we the universe trying to understand itself? maybe we are the center of the universe afterall.

In the universe, it is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination.