1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
7.Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
8. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
9.Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
10.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
11.Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
12. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
13.Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
14.If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
15.What do people in China call their good plates?
16.What do you call a male ladybug?
17.What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
18.Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
19.Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
20.If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
21.Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
22.Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
23.Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
24If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
25.If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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