You know you are Macedonian when:

*01.Your grandfather always has a shot of RAKIJA for breakfast

*02.Even if you are a girl,you parents call you SINE

*03.Your uncle makes his own wine that's stronger than RAKIJA

*04.Your mother insist that PROMAJA will kill you

*05.Your mother insist that you must eat something with SIRENJE at least 3 times a week

*06.You use RAKIJA to cure illnesses, celebrate all ocasions and as a massage or shaving lotion

*07.You celebrate Christmas, Easter and New Year two weeks after everyone else

*08.Your BABA will not accept the fact that you are not hungry

*09.You go to your BABA'S house, she offers you SUPA, KOLBASI,SARMA or PIPERKI and she gets upset if you don't eat everything

*10.You have four pair of VLECKI in your closet

*11.All the actions stop when you hear the music of OGAN DA GO GORI or BISER BALKANSKI

*12.Your mom calls you STOKA

*13.When there is a slab of fat in your fridge called SLANINA

*14.You are MACHO when you mix KISELA VODA with SMEDEREVKA in the local BIRTIJA

*15.You have at least a whole TENDzERE left overe with food after the whole family has eaten

*16.Your wife has to make you food everyday and if she doesn't she's not a DOMAKINKA

*17.Your parents invite 500 people over to your place because it's SLAVA

*18.Your fridge has always more beer than food,just in case GOSTI come over

 

Originally posted by: m