A haggard old lady was riding in a posh hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling divine. She says arrogantly to the old lady, ''Georgio, $100 an ounce''.

On the next floor, an equally beautiful woman steps on, smelling lovely as well. She turns to the two other women and says, ''Chanel, $150 an ounce.''

The old lady's floor is approaching and as the doors open, she looks at the two young ladies, bends over, farts and says, ''Broccoli, 49 cents a pound.''

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