An PAKISTANI BOI walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that HE was the only PAKISTANI BOI there.As HE sat down, HE noticed a white MN behind HIM.The white MMAN said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
THE PAKISATANI MAN turned around and stood up.HE then said:
"listen Bitch....when i was born, i was PAKISATNI
"When i grew up, i was PAKISTANI :
"When i'm sick, i'm PAKISTANI "
"When i go in the sun, i'm PAKISTANI "
"When I'm cold, i'm PAKISTANI, "
"When i die, i'll be "PAKISTANI
But you BITCH...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!.
If your a real PAKISTANI pass this on to 15 true PAKISTANI’S you know...keep the PAKISTANI pride going!! x x x x Xand send it bk to me………..

HOLA

ay hai... key hal hey erd bou da bad newz...i aint gna say wat cuz u might get abit imbarisd but ye erd u can hardly talk..bless...o n u in bham syk 1 oi wenz ya gwin bk u probz go bk wiv me u nw cuz ima go dwn ur engz soon sfe then u tc n c ya iab n o ye sana 4rm bury sayin hhhheeeeeeeeeeyyyy she ere wiv me lol sfe then brap...keep it lokt!!!

ITZ ANAM!!!!!!!!!

lolz fuk hi5.....beboz betta:P

hehe xx

av bin ayt..u??

hyy! n itz anam not AMAN!!!!

hey junaid!!!! yeee its me nakeeba!!!! ya best buddy lol!!! yeee people ive known dis geezaa since tym especially cuz he lives near ma yard and from ANGLESEY!!!! dis lad yer people is really really S4f3!! Urm wat else he's so funni makes YA LAFF SO much...urm ill ryt sum uva tym gangstaaa!!! inabitsss junaid!!
P.S i want a comment aswell junaid a nyc 1!!!!

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ezzzzzzzzzyyyyyyyy junaid .....u k ...u nw hu dis is.... iz me man....u nw ..ME...da 1 ....yh..yh...yh...itz..ur cuzzy from BIRMINGHAM MASSIVE....me....Z4N1B!!!!!!!!

hu do we av ere.....u nw hu i am.......itz ur cuzzy 4rm BIRMINGHAM MASSIVE me man.......u memba..... Z 4 N 1 B!!!!!! L8ERZ CUZzY

look hu we av ere, itz ma cuzzy junaid!!! enough respect BRO chillin n da!!!!!! BRAB BRAB BRAB...... BIRMINGHAM MASSIVE

yes yes jin wel wot can a sai bout dis plum knwin im since ANGLESEY lol ez pwopa safe had bear lafs wiv dis guy keep it goin jin cya xxxxx

erm..........wer shal a start!!!! k a knw JUNAIDZZZ GAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! lolzzz na am messn, avnt knwn im 4 long bt yh e'z ayt..bit annoyin doh lolzzz k duno wot else 2 say yh soooo byeeeeeeee.x.

yes yes jin, dis lad is a propa safe lad and he is propa gud at cricket. since ive met dis lad hes always bin safe wid me and u dont wana mess wid him (lol) safe cya l8ta

yes yes junaid wats appenin dese days neways ivw nown dis lad since high skl since y7 n dis lad hes sfe yeh bt dnt tlk to me dunno y lol neways i fink hes shy somtyms neways haha im d 1st 1 2 ryt ya somot ok cya in skl...tc inna bit...xxx samiya xxx