Historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this:
Historian: It is said that 98% of Jamaican men suck pum pum.
Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh eat
flesh!!!
Mi cum from Lords of Lords, Kings of Kings, to di most high, JAH RASTAFARI!!!
I an' I nuh duh dem tings deh. Zeeeen.
Historian: It is said that the other 2% are batty men.
Rastafarian: Squeeze mi back inna di 98%.