*u go 2 d "lugs" owtsyd Raisthorpe pharmacy 2 meet ur frenz n drink outa d b0ot of a car, c0z der isnt netin els 2 do afta 10-ish. U then proceed accross d road 4 a Chicken tikka at a whopping 12 bucks a pop! *u n0 ur frm pmb wen u go 2 Mginty's in Durban road on saturday n u hav 2 leav at 11:30 sharp! *u n0 u frm PMB if u visitd Sticky Fingers n kp goin bak 4 m0r, until u discova Crowded House, which u frequently visit every tues,thurs n saturday *if u n0 dat Golden Horse Casin0 breeds gambling addicted parents, who win NOGAL! *if u end up goin 2 Durban "on d Spur of d m0ment" *u n0 ur frm pmb ifu n0 xactly wer Church, Thomas, Longmarket, Boom, Greyling and Loop streets are! *u n0 u frm pmb if u n0 Curry Court :-) (i had 2!) *u n0 u frm pmb if u hav eva b0rrowed b0oks frm the Natal Society Library *u n0 u frm pmb if u hav takn a taxi fr0m Market Square and u understand what "DUNVERIA DUNVERIA DUNVERIA" and "RAISTHORPE AUNTY" oh, lets n0t 4get "TOWEEN LAPHA" means *u n0 u frm pmb wen u tell urself evry yr dat u wil b patriotic & wake up 4 d start of d c0mrades.....But neva do! *if u n0 dat olympic sized swimming pool u used 2 visit wen u wer younger- but its 2 dangerous n0w *if u n0 Edendale, Imbali and Ashdown *If u hav eva been xcytd 2 visit d inside of the City Hall..... Only 2 b severly dissapointed (it l0okz so much more appealn on d owtsyd) *if u have heard of, or had d pleasure of meeting the Thomas Street Gang! *If u met all ur relatives at d "BIG" temple on Good Friday *If u attended ML.Sultan, Raisthorpe, Woodlands, Northbury Park, Silver Heights etc schools *u n0 ur frm pmb wen u can get ur eyebr0ws d0ne 4 10bucks *u n0 u frm pmb wen u shop at Debi place 4 vegetables & stand in a long queue in Deby butcher to buy ur meat. * u n0 u frm PMB wen u miss home SO much that once u hav left, realisin dat dis is wat made u a PmBurgian